You Never Confide Anything in Monday Movies, So We Have to Extrapolate

Barcelona — Mrs. K-sky and I blew off our families, got on a plane, and spent Thanksgiving and the following week drowning our jet lag in small plates of small fish in the Catalonian capital. She’d never seen anything by Whit Stillman, so we queued up his 1994 sophomore effort for the flight back.

In high school and college, I’d loved Metropolitan and Barcelona (Last Days of Disco less so; recently, Damsels in Distress was a pleasant but underwhelming return) and I was a little nervous about going back to them. Without question, the movie holds up.

Ted and Fred Boynton are fractious cousins living together in Barcelona at the end of the cold war. Ted (Taylor Nichols) runs a sales office for a corporation whose purposes are so generic they approach Platonic forms; between Dale Carnegie, Glenn Miller and the Bible, he theorizes himself a Boy Scout’s life of rectitude, spooling out a plan to abandon the distracting pursuit of trade-fair-girl pulchritude in favor of “plain or homely girls.” Fred (Stillman’s muse Chris Eigeman) is an advance man for and passionate defender of the U.S. Navy.

Despite their immaculately wordy debates, the two function as a recognizable comic pair, even classical: hapless Ted and thin-skinned bullying barnacle Fred. Paired off with local girls (Mira Sorvino and Tushka Bergen, fondly bewildered), they splash through a wave of anti-Americanism. As practically religious emissaries for American capitalism and militarism, they pout and protest as they draw the ire (and fire) of their hosts.

It’s said that Woody Allen showed just how far Brooklyn was from Manhattan, creating in Alvy Singer and his other fictional substitutes a figure who was always traveling towards the center while gripping tight his baggage from the periphery. Paradoxically, even though Stillman’s figures represent the WASP power structure, his success — the reason his bald conservatism is never sour or reactionary — comes from giving his “urban haute bourgeois” (as Metropolitan put it) characters some of this same marginal quality. They lash out at the modern world, but their bafflement and insecurity takes the place of that resentment holds among their more politically oriented relatives.

There’s no question that Barcelona’s heart is with Ted, Fred and America. The men of Barcelona are deluded, angry leftists. Stillman doesn’t stint on their arsenal — I can’t imagine another movie that would reference George Meaney and labor imperialism with the old epithet the “AFL-CIA” — but they misfire it (they think it’s an actual union; of course, Fred doesn’t know whether or not it is, and, sublimely, Ted points out that it should technically be the AF of L-CIA). The cousins’ ultimate imperial victory is total, even classical: having triumphantly spirited away their Catalonian beauties to a Midwestern lakeside, they show them the makings of a proper American hamburger.

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4 Responses to “You Never Confide Anything in Monday Movies, So We Have to Extrapolate”

  1. mattintoledo Says:

    There was a time in college when I’d come home from school and have nothing to do during the day. So I’d go up to my local video store and rent the hell out of movies. Sometimes three a day. I believe I saw Barcelona during one of these binges and apparently that’s no kind of way to retain much about a movie, because I remember very little. I do remember that I was at a point where my political leanings were such that I was glad to see Fred had a defense of America when hearing the criticisms of his European counterparts. I’d be curious to see it again now that I have a different viewpoint.

    For two nights this weekend, I had the annoying problem of not really wanting to go to bed when it was reasonable to do so. As a result, I ended up flipping through the channels and on consecutive nights, watched Dinner for Schmucks and Last House on the Left. The former is what I like to call aggressively bad, where you get the feeling the moviemakers know it’s bad and not only trudge forward but make attempts to go even worse. The latter is just a ridiculous revenge film that I no longer have the stomach for and am embarrassed that wasn’t always the case.

  2. Josh K-sky Says:

    The New Yorker did its Steve Carell profile when he was in the middle of filming Dinner for Schmucks. I think there may be a curse attached to the movies that comedians are making when they get profiled by the New Yorker. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty may prove this once and for all.

  3. mattintoledo Says:

    I saw an interesting observation on Twitter that Steve Carell’s career path is disturbingly similar to Robin Williams.

  4. mattintoledo Says:

    Also, it might be difficult to differentiate a cursed Ben Stiller movie from a run-of-the-mill bad Ben Stiller movie.


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