All we are saying is give hell a chance.

Eternal damnation is an embarrassment to contemporary Christianity. Liberals tend to be universalists, to the extent that they articulate a position at all, and even conservatives generally downplay it, particularly given the hegemony of “seeker-sensitive” worship formats. Today, though, I saw a picture on Twitter of an 8-year-old girl who was shot in the face with rubber bullets by Israeli Defense Forces. As far as I can tell, she’ll be fine, but she easily could have been killed. And my thought was: the person who did that deserves to go to hell. I don’t care if they were following orders or responding to broader systemic forces or what — you have to be pretty far gone and irredeemable if you’re willing to shoot an 8-year-old girl in the face.

I’ve had similar thoughts in the past. Remember when a retail CEO was willing to go to the Supreme Court to keep from paying for his employees’ birth control, and remember when some smug little asshole wrote an opinion supporting him? Remember the cop who was indiscriminately spraying pepper spray on Occupy protesters like it was bug spray? Remember when Dick Cheney went on his media blitz to defend torture? Remember how Roger Smith destroyed the community that I was born into by dismantling GM in the pursuit of profit? Remember how Jamie Dimon once said smugly that financial crises are a natural occurence that we should expect every five years? I remember things like that, and each time, I think: damn you. Literally, damn you.

Perhaps the problem with the traditional doctrine of hell was that it was focused on the wrong types of sins. I’d be up for a circle of hell solely for shareholder-oriented management teams or deficit hawks. I’d certainly love to see an entire series of circles for those who defend national security, who secure our borders, who do the ugly but necessary thing. Every head of state should go to hell, and every urban cop who has ever donned riot gear to protect the public from a bunch of idealistic college kids. Every payday lender, every sheriff’s deputy enforcing eviction orders, every Master of the Universe who’s really counting on his bonus this year, every university president who covers for rapists and diverts money from the academic budget into another building — straight to hell.

Surely no one can believe there’s a heaven any longer, but we can at least cling to the hope that there’s still a hell. We need to believe that the powerful can suffer, that they can be humiliated, that they can be made to feel there is no way out. We need to believe that they won’t be able to pay anyone off, that they won’t be able to call in any favors. If there can’t be any hope for us, we can at least hope that one day there will be hopelessness for the destroyers of our hope.

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11 Responses to “All we are saying is give hell a chance.”

  1. S. Says:

    I’m often baffled. Does this post imply that theologians no longer believe in heaven?

  2. SLHinchey Says:

    I’ve come to a similar conclusion, that hell is a description
    for the dispossessed or decent of what should, would happen to the
    deserving if furious, divine justice could be done. Also, add to the list those involved in the climate change denial industry (there are countless that could be added to the list, but these people simply cannot be omitted from a list of those active today who should go to hell, given that with what should be full cognizance they are working to bring about a literal hell on earth).

  3. ambzone Says:

    No more heaven but hell to pay. We all go down in flame but we choose what the ashes will spell.

    A fitting political project to a world where the death of a few thousand very specific individuals could actually save us.

  4. Beatrice Marovich Says:

    I think Kathryn Gin Lum would assure you that hell will be there for you: http://aeon.co/magazine/world-views/why-has-the-idea-of-hell-survived-so-long/ Is this a trending topic, or something?

  5. Adam Kotsko Says:

    ambzone — Do you have a list? Are you suggesting, as some have, that we need targetted assassinations of the left?

  6. Ryne Says:

    In light of the ecological crisis we have found ourselves in, perhaps strong language about irreversible destruction as a consequence of our actions (and lack thereof) is appropriate. “Hell’ certainly conjures up that type of emotive response, even though it also has a lot of baggage as well… So is an appropriate poetics of hell possible? beneficial? I think it is an interesting question at the very least

  7. Chris Rodkey Says:

    One of the big discussions in our dying mainline churches regarding evangelism is about just why and just how “liberal” theology lost the doctrine of hell, and just avoided it altogether. The answer–and I am citing Martha Reese’s wildly popular ‘Unbinding the Gospel’ book series, which we are told has lead to growth in so many liberal churches–is not to rethink hell, but to just replace the doctrine with something else. In other words: if fear of hell is what is believed to be the main selling point of evangelical churches, then liberal churches need to find a new selling point, because quite frankly there aren’t too many.

  8. David Says:

    I think the same logic suggests we accept heaven as well. Heaven being redemption for those whose hope was destroyed by the destroyers of our hope.


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